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People that wear Ugg Boots, always say that they wear them because they’re ‘comfy’, they’re ‘warm’, they ‘feel so lovely on your feet’.
Absolute bollocks to that! They wear them because they’ve got the fricken logo on the back of them! And if you wear them for comfort and warmth, why don’t you just wear a pair of Clarks winter boots… at least they will keep your feet dry in the rain!
And the annoying thing about Ugg Boots is that everyone has them! You literally can’t step out of your house without seeing some idiot dragging their feet along the floor… it’s just that: Schloop, schloop, schloop…
Why is it that Ugg Boots leave all people with the complete inability to pick up their own feet? They make you walk like an absolute retard. They are sloppy, unflattering and impractical.
You can’t be doing anything of any significance, if Ugg Boots are suitable footwear.
Apparently you’re supposed to wear them without socks for maximum comfort – eh, Oh my God… can you imagine how bad people’s Ugg Boot’s smell! - Seriously!? And if it’s not below freezing outside your feet are absolutely boiling wrapped in sheepskin!
What is it about the structure of these boots that allows them to collapse under normal wear? For God’s sake, they’re just an expensive pair of slippers – and the same rules apply: You just don’t wear them outside your house!
- And at £150 a pop I think they’re the most expensive slippers I’ve ever heard of!
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